Dual....:-)
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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