(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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