your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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