like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
