I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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