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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

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(561): View more from Florida

Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!

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(517): View more from Michigan

There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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(630): View more from Illinois

He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

gonna stay in tonight

(703): View more from Virginia

and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting

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