In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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