There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
