Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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