I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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