you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
BRING THE BAGELS
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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