Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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