Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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