I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
