There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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