She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
