Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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