hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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