If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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