I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
