So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm at about main and main street
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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