Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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