i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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