direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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