never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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