yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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