im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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