saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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