Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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