You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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