What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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