Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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