Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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