wat bout pragnant strippers??
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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