Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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