he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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