that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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