my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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