he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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