we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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