70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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