it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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