Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
im on a boat
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