Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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