why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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