Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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