Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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