I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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