i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's rum buckets o'clock
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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