I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
