Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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