Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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